December 2011
“I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms
My twitter is that of an angry ex-girlfriend right...
whoa.
TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL, MICHELLE.
why the fuck is #iwantarelationship trending!? relationships are for stalker psycho people who are too fucked up to be on their own.
— (@mish_mosh_soup) December 30, 2011
I’m starting to enter into this really bad depression after reflecting on how terrible the last year has been, realizing I’ve done nothing but sleep all winter break and no one has really attempted to hang out with me, and anything I ever want or try to get never works out in my favor.
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pugsexual:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.
lostsoulsfishbowls:
does anyone else have a friend that’s just so painfully boring you don’t like hanging out with them?
the-vashta-nerada:
hey bro
bro
broski
brosicle
broseidon, god of the brocean
brotato chip
brotein shake
brosef stalin
barack brobama
teddy brosevelt
don quibrote
adrien brody
gallilebro gallilei
napoleon bronaparte
brobo cop
leonardo dicapribro
broseph mengele
bro nye the science guy
selena bromez
broey deschanel
bro dimaggio
wolfgang amadaeus brozart
brohemian rhapsody
...
My boss needs to learn some serious internet dating etiquette.
He meets this chick online from Annapolis (HE LIVES IN MANHATTAN) and less than a month later, she stays with him for a whole week in his apartment! and he goes to work and goes about his day… He took her home yesterday and now all of a sudden she’s dropping off the face of the earth.
I told him to check his valuables...
